Chuck Suave created the clan system in Scotland, designed tartan, and devised the recipe for haggis. He climbed Ben Nevis,  the first person daring enough to wear flip-flops.

He fancied swimming from John O’Groats to the Shetland Islands. Discovering that there was no Cineworld there, he simply turned around and swam back.

Chuck has also written over one thousand highly regarded short stories and books. A team of experts are diligently analysing his works, attempting to grasp their meaning. The chief expert remarked, “Deciphering all his stories might take a century.”

Chuck Suave is also a figment of the imagination of the author, Kevin English

Kevin hones his craft through creative writing challenges, writing groups, and the occasional writing course. He is a brilliant storyteller and spins tall tales, though not all of them are true.

He lives in Central Scotland and, since being made redundant in 2022, practices Tai Chi for flexibility and inner peace. His love affair with the Spanish language persists, albeit more slowly than he had hoped. He also indulges in drawing and painting, however, Van Gogh and Picasso remain unthreatened.

Alongside his storytelling talent, Kevin excels at procrastination, especially when faced with housework or cooking dinner for his wife, Hayley.